18
Jul
4 KINDS OF SEX
HOUSE SEX: When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX: After you have been married for a while you just have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX: After you have been married for many, many years, you just pass each other in the hall and say, FUCK YOU
COURTROOM SEX: Your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of lots of people for every penny youve got.