23
Apr
– Only if they dont work.
Additional Jokes From "Riddles"
- What do you call a dog with no legs and steel testicles?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Why did the chicken cross the playground?
- What kind of cheese is made backwards?
- Why did the Clintons send Chelsie to a private school?
- Why did the turtle cross the road?
- Why did the piece of gum cross the road?
- What do you call two skunks in the 69 position?
- Why did the Cookie go to the hospital?
- What goes tick tick woof woof?
- If you have three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have?
- Why did they have to tear down the new sports stadium in Warsaw?
- What did Helen Keller do when she fell in a well?
- How do you get a tissue to dance?
- Why did they have to tear down the new sports stadium in Warsaw?