A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test.

Oh, No! she said but Saint Peter said not to worry hed make it easy.

Who was Gods son? said Saint Peter.
The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said, Andy!

Thats interesting. . . What made you say that? said Saint Peter

Then She started to sing: Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me. . .

Q: Whats brown and red and black and blue?

A: A brunette whos told one too many blonde jokes.

Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?

A: More leg room.

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

A: A dope ring.

What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A blow job with handlebars.

Two dumb blondes were driving through the middle of Kansas where there was nothing around for miles but wheatfields. One blonde says, “Look over there!” There was another blonde wearing scuba gear and acting like she was swimming through the wheat. The other blonde says, “Look over there!” where there was still another blonde in a boat. The blonde driving said, “Its people like that that give us blondes a bad name.” The other blonde said, “Yeah! And if I knew how to swim Id go out there and beat the crap out of them!”

A certain young man finally won a date with the blonde female of somewhat questionable morals that lived in his apartment complex.

To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof, and managed to get a sunburn on his tool of the trade. But the young man was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.

The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie. During the movie, however, the young mans sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen, and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain.

The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his Johnson immersed in a glass of milk. Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, So thats how you guys load those things!

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street when the brunette says, “Look, a dead bird!” So the blonde looks up!

a plane was flyin buy and one guy drops an apple and it hits a brunette guy and the guy on the plane lands where the brunette guy is and asks him why are you crying? and the brunette guy goes an apple hit me on my head then the second guy in the plane throwse a pumpkin down on a red head.. he lands where the red head is and asks why are you crying? and the red head goes a pumpkin hit me on my head and then the third guy throws a bomb down into a house with a blonde head he lands where a house is blown up. he asks the blonde head why he is laughing and the blonde head tells him i farted and the house blew up

Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.