Q: How many Romanians
Q: How many Romanians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: How many packs of cigarettes are you willing to give them?
Q: How many Romanians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: How many packs of cigarettes are you willing to give them?
Charismatics: Only one– their hands are already in the air.
Roman Catholics: None. They use candles.
Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against
the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None. God has predestined when the lights will be on and off.
Episcopalians: Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say
how much they liked the old one better.
Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him
how to do it.
Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or
against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey
you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are
invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal
relationship with your light bulb, and present it next month at our
annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number
of light bulb traditions, including incandescent,fluorescent,
three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths
to luminescence.
Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and two or three
committees to approve the change. Oh, and also one to provide a
casserole.
Lutherans: None. Lutherans dont believe in change.
Q: How many Argentinians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Nine thousand-after all, its *their* light bulb.
Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Thats a military secret.
Q: How many Conservative economists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, because, look! Its getting brighter! Its definitely getting brighter!
Q: How many egotists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One. He holds onto the lightbulb, and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Zen Masters dont need to screw in light bulbs because they
carry their own light with them.
Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One hundred – One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
Q: How many chess grandmasters does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. They are too Short.
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