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Q: How many alt.anagrams

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Q: How many alt.anagrams readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. One to say it cant be done because there arent enough vowels, one to be clever and change a lightbulb into bull bit hag, and one to try and sell copies of the Anagram for Windows program he wrote.

Q: How many deaf

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Q: How many deaf blind people does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Depends on whether or not you can get them to notice the darkness…

Q: How many alt.music.pink-floyd

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Q: How many alt.music.pink-floyd readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: 51. One to screw in the bulb, one to notice some small detail of the bulb-screwing and tie it into the Publius Enigma, 15 more to expand on his point, 12 to flame him, 10 to argue that youre not really screwing in a light bulb, that only Roger Waters can screw in a light bulb, 8 more to say that Dave Gilmour can screw in a light bulb better than Roger ever could, two to say that the best way to screw in a bulb is if Dave and Roger do it together, one to say that Syd Barrett is actually the best bulb-screwer, and of course one newbie to ask what Publius is, who will be subsequently referred to the FAQ, which he will then ask where to find.

Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Q: How many teenage

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Q: How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but shell be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.

Q: How many Techno

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Q: How many Techno dancers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six, one to wear it around the neck, one to bring ecstasy and give it to the dancer to distract him, one to steal the light bulb while the dancer is distracted and dazed from ecstasy, three to distract the remaining crowd so they will not try to grab the bulb.

Q: How many programmers

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Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Four, plus one senior analyst to manage the project, one technical writer to correct the spelling and grammar of the one who documented it, one lightbulb librarian, a sales-force of at least five to drum up enough users who want to turn the light on, 274 users to burn out the new bulb, at which point we go to tender for another light bulb change,…

Q: How many New

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Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 21 – one to change it and 20 to watch it happen without trying to stop it.

Q: How many Californians

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Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
A: Six. One to screw it in, one for support, and four to share the experience. This joke was once overheard being told by a lecturer to a class of students during a lecture, in order to make a point about the fact that only one student was doing any work at the terminal while a whole bunch had crowded round to watch – sharing the experience of him doing the work.

Q: How many Minbari

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Q: How many Minbari does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
A: None. They never finish the job and they refuse to tell you why.