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Q: How many academics

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Q: How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Thats what research students are for.

Q: How many Bill

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Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None — Hell only promise change.

Q: How many Microsoft employees

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Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It burned out? You must be using a non-standard socket.

Q: How many Californians

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Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
A: Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.

Q: How many residents

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Q: How many residents of country towns does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
A: None, theyre afraid theres been too much development already.

Q: How many rednecks

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Q: How many rednecks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, it only takes one person to use a hammer.

Q: How many SAS

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Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How many?

How many gorrilas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Q: How many philosophers

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Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the lightbulb exists.

Q: How many Canadians

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Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None, they get an American to do it since they are so dammed proud they know how to do it.