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Q: How many lawyers

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Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three-one to sue the power company for insufficiently supplying power, or negligent failure to prevent the surge that made the bulb burn out in the first place, one to sue the electrician who wired the house, and one to sue the bulb manufacturers.

Q: How many Belgians does

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Q: How many Belgians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

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How many necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs.

Q: How many Newtons

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Q: How many Newtons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Foux! There to eat lemons, axe gravy soup.

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

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Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

A1: None. They have machines that do that now.

A2: Only one, but hell break ten bulbs before figuring out that they cant just be pushed in.

A3: One, but only after asking, Why? (Oh, wow! Is it like dark, man?)

A4: Two: one to hold the bulb, and one to turn his throne (but only after they figure out that you have to turn the bulb).

A5: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.

Q: How many Democratic

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Q: How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
A: (Richard Gephart) It doesnt matter whether the bulb is changed or not; it only matters that the new bulb was made in the US of A. Taiwan and South Korea have put up massive barriers to importing US light bulbs; well see how they like it when their bulbs cost $10,000 to screw in here.

Q: How many Germans

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Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here!

Q: How many field

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Q: How many field service engineers does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
A: Well, the diagnostics all check out fine, so its a software problem.

Q: How many West Virginians

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Q: How many West Virginians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they dont have Eeeeelextrisssity in West Virginia.

Q: How many Timothy McVeighs

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Q: How many Timothy McVeighs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but first you have to strip the insulation off of the electrical cord, wrap it around his legs a couple of times, then plug it in. If Mr. McVeigh is holding the light bulb at this time, it should glow quite nicely.