Its a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them
Benjamin Franklin said it first.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

It is really hard to face your problem, when your face is the problem.

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I love cats … they taste just like chicken.

The idea is to die young as late as possible.

Never pass a snow plow on the right.

Dont blame me, Im from Uranus.