Excels in sustaining concentration but avoids confrontations: Ignores everyone.

Excels in the effective application of skills: Makes a good cup of coffee.

Exceptionally well qualified: Has committed no major blunders to date.

A Freudian Slip is when you mean to say Please pass the salt, but it comes
out as You damn bitch, youve ruined my life.

Able to whine in words.

A goose with a gush.

The first word spoken by children with older siblings.

Full name: What you call your child when youre mad at him.

Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though theyre sure youre not raising them right.

Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

Eclipse e-klips: What an English barber does for a living.

Eyedropper i-drop-ur: A clumsy ophthalmologist.

Heroes hee-rhos: What a guy in a boat does.

A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

Girl who regards a bulge as a curve.

A tax on people who are bad at math.