Just another damn woman trying to do a mans job.

World Wide Wait

These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say…

IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN

Translated:* I have no idea how it works.

TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOURE WORKING TOO HARD.

Translated:* I cant hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.

Ram: The hydrolic thingy that splits the firewood.

Hard Drive: Getting home in the winter season.

Prompt: What you wish the mail was in the winter.

A discussion that occurs when youre right, but he just hasnt
realized it yet.

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Dictionary of Evaluation Comments

Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out.

APPROACHES DIFFICULT PROBLEMS WITH LOGIC: Finds someone else to do the job.

A KEEN ANALYST: Thoroughly confused.

NOT A DESK PERSON: Did not go to college.

Varicose — Located nearby
Vein — Conceited

Its like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes,
right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and its like, a serious bummer.

A piece of paper you spent half an hour writing, and then forgot to
take with you to the store.

A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing
ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you dont
own, to make a dish the dog wont eat the rest of.