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Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonalds and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks shed have her own projects.

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!