12
Mar
The french girl came home, sobbing because she was pregnant.
Who is the father of the child? her father demanded.
Well, he is the most famous man in France.
What? The President?!
No, father, the unknown soldier!
Additional Jokes From "Military"
- 3 stranded men
- You know when you are a whore when
- Horses Ass
- Dear John Reply
- Boot camp, U.S. Marines
- Sharing Hotel Rooms
- Suggested military cost-cutting measures
- Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
- Snoring
- How To Bathe A Cat
- Sub School
- Divert your course
- Getting along with the natives
- A dirty marine joke
- Thank Heavens for Schools