A business man urgently needed to talk to his star employee so he called him at home on a Saturday. He was very surprised when the phone was answered before the first ring was even complete. A small boys voice whispered on the other end:Hello?
Is your father at home?
Yes, the boy whispered.
Can I speak to him?
No, hes busy.
Is your mom home?
Yes
Can I talk to her?
No, the voice said still in a whisper.
Is there anyone else there?
Yes, the boy whispered, The fireman and the policeman, but theyre busy talking to mom and dad.
The man was getting frustrated now, but he heard a loud noise on the other end of the line. Whats that noise
The little boy replied in an awed whisper: Its a helicopter! Theyre landing a helicopter on our lawn.
Angrily the man shouted What are all those people doing over there?!?
and the answer came:
SHHH! Looking for me
23
Aug
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- Aggies R Dum
- Football Fans vs. Nuns
- Its fun to charter
- The Bikers decision.
- Super Orgasm When:
- Elderly, sex, non-offensive
- What did the doctor say?
- What does a tight rope walker and a man getting oral sex from a 90 year old woman gave in common?
- Preacher, Peanuts, Recluse
- Motto of the frugal hooker
- The Firing Squad
- Talking Parrot
- How to use an ATM machine…
- At the blood donor clinic