23
Aug
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say…
THATS INTERESTING, DEAR.
Translated:* Are you still talking?
YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.
Translated:* I remember the theme song to F Troop, the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car Ive ever owned… but I forgot your birthday.